And the Journal supply the free advertising

Just seen the Ryanair calendar. I’ll take the job if I can start before this years Christmas party. P.S. Can I sit beside Miss July please?

As a professional propagandist I’d say it could be one of the better jobs in PR for tge reasons it’s perceived the worst.

Why would you want to be a doctor if there was no sickness?

This would be an action packed role and I’m sure there’d be the odd free flight to miscellaneous airfoelds in lesser spotted Europe!

Someone had better tell Stephen MacNamara that the FU in IRFU means something different from his former boss’s interpretation.

My worry would be more to do with the IRFU knowing they need a man with Stephen’s particular skill set after the forth coming 6 nations series…. :-/

I like Michael O’Leary but would imagine working for him would be nearly worse than that Dalkey Archive job!

Gis a job Michael. Ill tell them where they can stick their bags !

I think PR for Ryanair would be as much fun as working in HMV or Xtravision. I’ll apply in the morning when I sober up.

What kinda bobs they offering? I’d take it

Good look to applicants as great prospects will probably follow! Doubt the wages will be poor…and probably free flights!

Easiest job in the world. All you have to do is repeat one of the 20 stock mantras over and over, depending on the situation.

Ryanair needs Enda Kenny. In response as to why those disabled kids were forced to unpack their bags while getting on a Ryanair flight to Disneyland he would have responded “were you in the IRA”? Tell us where Jean McConville is buried!

Response to every media query: “That would be an ecumenical matter…” Sorted.

Kat is having affair with Tanya

Enda kenny or gilmore would fit the bill as they are best qualified at tellin lies to the Public.

II fancy that job!! Can you get a big gob and a brass-neck fitted on the HSE?? Only if I had to pay to have it done at private clinic it isn’t worth applying.

I’ll take it at half the salary, I have a masters degree is lying and have watched all Enda and Eamons how to bullshit the people and win self help video’s, anyone interested they are on youtube.

father Jack would be great

Surprised they didn’t put a restriction on the number of words you can use then charge you at the interview for every letter you go over your allowance!

I’m thinking of applying…if this Dalkey publishing gig doesn’t work out….after all I do share OLearys love of nags though we may disagree on what customer service is, how to treat people, customer is always right , ect ect…I’ll work on all that with him and get back to yez…but don’t hold your breath.

To quote from yourselves at Journal.ie…As a company that spends little on advertising, we rely on our communications department to generate loads of free PR,” said O’Leary (!), “as well as responding to the never-ending series of absurd claims and fanciful stories that surface on a daily basis”….Now the PR role with Ryanair is somewhat unique as the policy of spending zilch on advertising is supported by them (via the PR role/secret job description!) generating these “never-ending series of absurd claims etc etc etc….). You’ve gotta admit that it’s clever…and it works – promotion through controversies and negatives as opposed to promotion via your good stuff!

Somebody tell John McGuirk!

First page of CV is free and a 50 euro charge for cover letter

I’m sure the salary is great! I will take the job….after all the only thing you have to do is to tell everyone to f*** off and stop whining !

Ryanair PR Dept.
We hire people with a modicum of education -and up the scale, to the highly educated.
As ye are clearly unable to punctuate, spell and in all cases are on Facef**k or worse Tw*tter; we feel all of your applications are a little aspirational!