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Will the iPad 3 be thicker than its predecessor? Jeff Chiu/AP/Press Association Images

Here are all the iPad 3 rumours we know about so far…

We’ve got some titbits on the size, shape and features of the new iPad – and how likely they are…

If we’re to believe the chatter, Apple’s iPad 3 could be here in a matter of weeks.

So naturally the rumors about Apple’s new device are starting to heat up.

Details and leaks are still pretty scarce, likely meaning this upgrade will be a modest one. (Think iPhone 4 to iPhone 4s.) But here’s everything we know about the iPad 3:

    • The iPad 3 will be slightly thicker than the iPad 2 (Maybe) Apple is said to be making the the iPad 3 slightly thicker (about 1 mm) than the iPad 2. While this breaks with Apple’s tradition of releasing thinner and lighter devices, it likely had to make some concessions so it could add new guts for a better screen and a 4G antenna.
    • There will be a chip for faster apps and graphics (Likely) Apple will most likely introduce a new processor for the iPad 3, just like it did last year and the year before. The new “A6″ processor is said to be a quad-core chip, which means it will be a lot faster than the iPad 2. The processor will make apps load faster, graphics look better, and increase the overall performance of the device.
    • The front-facing FaceTime camera will now be HD (Likely) The iPad 3′s FaceTime camera will probably get a boost that allows it to take HD video for the first time. This will make video chatting a lot better considering FaceTime tends to look a bit grainy now. (Don’t let those commercials fool you!)
    • The iPad 3 will look nearly identical to the iPad 2 (Likely) Aside from the rumour that it’ll be 1 mm thicker, it’ll be nearly impossible to tell the difference between the iPad 2 and iPad 3 from the outside. It looks like Apple will be making mostly internal upgrades for better performance this time around. So far, we haven’t seen any leaked parts or cases that hint at a redesign for the iPad 3.
    • Higher resolution screen (Likely) While it may not be a true “Retina Display” like the one on the iPhone 4 and 4S, the iPad 3′s display will probably get a boost in resolution. That means sharper images and graphics. Thanks to the new processor, there’s also a good chance the iPad 3 will be able to display HD video too. We’ve already seen upcoming Android tablets that can play HD video, so it’s not a stretch.

    It’s thought the iPad 2 will remain on sale even after the release of its successor (Mark Lennihan/AP/Press Association Images)

    • The iPad 2 won’t die this year! Apple will sell it at a cheaper price instead (Likely) One thing we learned last year is that many people have no problems skipping over the iPad for a bargain tablet from a big brand.  In response, Apple may keep the iPad 2 around for another year, according to the latest report. It’s not unprecedented. With each new iPhone release, Apple keeps the previous model around at a cheaper price too.
    • There’ll be a new battery with insanely great battery life (Maybe) The iPad 3 may have a huge new battery that can last twice as long as the iPad 2. How long is that? Possibly up to 20 hours when only using Wi-Fi. Keep in mind this rumor comes from DigiTimes, which isn’t always right about future Apple products.
    • What about a 7-inch iPad? (Unlikely) Doesn’t it feel like we go through this with every new iDevice? Even though Steve Jobs himself ranted against 7-inch tablets, rumours still persist that Apple wants to make one. We doubt it. If Apple is going to make a cheaper iPad, it’s much more likely to reduce the price of the iPad 2 when the iPad 3 launches.
    • Will there be 3D? (Definitely not happening) According to one of our sources close to Apple, the company was working on a 3D version of the next iPad. In fact, early prototypes were called the “iPad 3D.” But Apple decided to scrap the idea because it didn’t find 3D very useful. (We agree!)
    • Apple may shrink the dock connector (Maybe) Ever since the original iPod, most iDevices have used the same iconic dock connector for syncing to your computer and charging. Some reports last year, based on images of leaked parts, suggest that Apple may shrink the iPad 3′s dock connector to make room for more parts inside.
    • The iPad 3 will launch in March (Likely) Reports on when the iPad 3 will launch vary. If you average it all together though, it looks like the new tablet will launch in March, with an announcement in late February.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:34 PM

        In a perfect world; politicians would be voted in, make the changes they said they’d make and then get out for someone else to come in and do the same. As long as you have career politicians or the ability for people to have a career in politics, the people will suffer because the objective of the politician goes from making a change in the country to how can I keep this job for as long as possible.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:38 PM

        It’s all very stale isn’t it. Same old same old. Unfortunately, nobody in politics floats my boat at the moment.

        Enda bores me rigid & is so predictable. Ireland needs some excitement, however, she is not going to get it from today’s crop of politicians.

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        Mute Peadar Ó Gréacháin
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        Aug 5th 2015, 2:39 PM

        As a janitor

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        Aug 5th 2015, 3:20 PM

        and he will tell you he is a fresh thinker with new ideas…

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:34 PM

        So enda is in the dail forty years and hasn’t done any teaching since 1975 , yet he will still get a lump sum of €100.000 and a €30.000 a yr pension for teaching. Then he will get all the pensions he has accumulated in those 40 years. What a great little country we are . no money for a lot of things but loads of money for all the pensions.

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        Mute Norman Hunter
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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:00 PM

        “When is Enda Kenny going to step down?” Let’s see what happens after Fennelly is published he may get the heave ho.

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        Mute Michael Sands
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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:45 PM

        Stephen, He is hanging onto Merkel’s apron strings with his civil servants under his cloak like the Ghost of Christmas present?

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        Mute Michael Sands
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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:47 PM

        What were they, ignorance and Want?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 7:13 PM

        its apity his style of governance is also from the 70′s
        tell them lies and if caught out set up a sham “inquiry”
        detest this type of treating an electorate, ps. Varadkar just talks and talks with nothing meaningful said, coveney nah, fitzgerald should retire

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        Aug 5th 2015, 10:24 PM

        It’s irrelevant when Kim Jong Kenny wants to go, Because he’ll will be out on his arse after the next election anyway

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        Aug 6th 2015, 12:04 AM

        John really where have you been I noticed this myself when I see Mr Noonan a prehistoric old person as minister of finance who has no connection with child care, food, energy bills, higher in Ireland than any where else in Europe at 2% standard variable rate mortgage, hospital , social venues for disabled . The man does not live in a world of young families / disabled / etc.. He is so far removed from life of other people he took economics and removed the social economic policies. The good news after the election is these old men Kenny, rabbit, Howlin, and idiot younger person Harris will be dumped by the majority of these families come the next election because people care about their living standards and families. Not the politicians who have left us all with the horrors of austerity.

        Politics is about self not people of the country.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:24 PM

        I hear if you look in the mirror and say the name ‘Enda Kenny’ 5 times, a man appears behind you with a pint in each hand.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:56 PM

        Im sure the vast majority will show Mr Kehoe how much out of touch his party is with the people. would love to hear comments from Mayo just how embarrassing it is for the locals to watch that goons performance in the Dail.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 3:12 PM

        Love it @ For Connolly – Has to be comment of the week if there was such a thing LOL

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:30 PM

        #For Connolly

        That be Enda’s long lost cousin Bill, the flowerpot.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:37 PM

        @ Wexford pikeman. I too would like to hear from people on Mayo, come on you mayo people let us know.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:56 PM

        I’m from Mayo, although I’m living in Dublin. Personally I’m more disgusted than embarrassed by Enda, he represents everything that is wrong with Ireland to me. I have actually kept my vote in the west, so I know come election day, it will be working against Enda returning to govern this country that I love. It’s a no from me!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:37 PM

        And that is all part of the problem. Enda Kenny is completely divorced from reality. He’s an utter imbecile.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 9:08 PM

        No hes not, hes actually quite cute, he does exactly what hes told to do by the eu/imf and most of the irish electorate believe his bull. Even if we have had enough of enda by now we will still vote in another lying thief next time round who will be 99.99% identical to enda in terms of macro policies and actions. Ad infinitum. Its us the irish brainwashed electorate who are the imbiciles. Enda like the rest is just an opportunist, its not his fault we’re all naieve brain dead twits

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:25 PM

        So basically the man has been sucking at the taxpayers’ teat like a greedy piglet since 1975.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:29 PM

        After being elected there by said taxpayer.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:32 PM

        Along with people who don’t pay tax too of course

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:50 PM

        Bestiality again?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 7:04 PM

        Think you will find that’s politicians as a whole!
        All leeches on the working people!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:24 PM

        The man’s delusional! Edna is on his way OUT!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:27 PM

        kennys had to hire an ex YFGer as a PR guy for Mayo ,to the tune of 50 grand of taxpayers money, just so he mightn’t suffer the humiliation of being rejected by his own constituents despite being Taoiseach.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:39 PM

        Jammin – Did you expect him to hire someone from you SR/IRA buddies?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:43 PM

        I expect him to stand before his constituents based solely on his performance in office. Is that too much to ask of the alleged leader of the country?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:49 PM

        “I expect him to stand before his constituents based solely on his performance in office”

        Yeah there’s as much hope of that happening, as there is one of these FG eejits making a comment without mentioning the IRA, it’ll never happen.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:49 PM

        Sadly his constituents will judge him on parish pump politics rather than the national issues they elect TD’s to deal with

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:52 PM

        @ wayne: keeping with that metaphor, hopefully his constituents consider enda the man who handed his buddy their taxes to fit a water meter to the parish pump.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:52 PM

        Lets se how the electorate feel next year. They will be the arbitrators of that.

        Great to see that you are now responding to both your names!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:05 PM

        Not this rubbish again :-) Everyone knows that it’s only the cowardly FG supporters set up false accounts because they’ve been caught out so many times going it. What’s the name of your other account Powerabbey?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:14 PM

        Poor ‘Reg’ got outed over the weekend. ‘Jane Black’ and ‘Doogle Knows’ oh and an obscure account called ‘Emmas wooden house’. All accounts attributed to one individual.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:28 PM

        Les – Unlike you I have only one account. I though that one had to be a member of SF/IRA or AAA to be allowed to have multiple accounts??

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:29 PM

        That’s somewhat surprising Norman, I always considered Reg the least childish one of the lot of them. There you go, you think you know random anonymous strangers on the interwebs???

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:33 PM

        ” I though that one had to be a member of SF/IRA or AAA to be allowed to have multiple accounts??”

        Well seen as I have never been a member, supporter or voter of either party, how would I know? You on the other hand seem to know quiet a bit about it, it would seem.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:33 PM

        West Cork Lad, unveiled ‘Reg’. Poor auld ‘Reg’ posted a copy and paste comment with exactly the same spelling mistake under two different accounts.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:33 PM

        @ les Here’s reg/doogle knows/jane black etc. being caught bang to rights using multiple accounts at the same time….

        http://www.thejournal.ie/profile/277170/hahaha-you-working-government-doing-4068086/

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:35 PM

        Of course Jammin and For Connelly only ever had one account each??

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:39 PM

        Right but what’s that got to do with me?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:40 PM

        Seems you thought wrong Powerabbey, ; )

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:50 PM

        So Reg trolls random young girls internet accounts and steals their pictures? That’s a bit creepy.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 2:02 PM

        Norman – why?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 2:21 PM

        I did find that thread hilarious where “Reg” was caught by his little b@lls – so funny !

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        Aug 5th 2015, 2:21 PM

        Oops! Didn’t see you there ,”Powerabbey” -Poor pet!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 2:32 PM

        Is Baz still on his Caribbean cruise ?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 2:50 PM

        Tiffany – good that you can see – Keep taking the tablets!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 2:57 PM

        “Is Baz still on his Caribbean cruise ?”

        I think bazs cruise was cancelled when the bloke who drives the Viking Splash Tours Boat rang in sick.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 3:02 PM

        “Tiffany – good that you can see – Keep taking the tablets!”

        You really are a child Powerabbey, are you not embarrassed about your immature behaviour?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:05 PM

        Les – do you read your own tripe? I will not be changing to suit you or Tiffany? I assume that you are both the same person. Troll on!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:05 PM

        Not a FG supporter but I belelieve FG will get back into power at next election simply because there is no real alternative, please don’t say FF or SF!!! All politicans “lie” to achieve power.

        BTW I notice not ONE from any party on none has commented about the largest migration into Ireland since the Plantation of Ulster 300 years ago. ALL are scared shootless of the “R” yet they are tripping over oneanother in Arbour Hill honouring the men and women of 1916.

        Another 100 years it will be a case of finding the “Paddy” in Ireland to honour them!!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:14 PM

        I have only one account ,”Powerabbey” – poor pet!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:17 PM

        Tiffany – difficult to understand. You both sound so alike – PET PET!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:21 PM

        “Les – do you read your own tripe? I will not be changing to suit you or Tiffany? I assume that you are both the same person. Troll on!”

        So I’m Tiffany now? does that mean I’m still Jammin/For Connolly too? Powerabbey why would I want you to change? you making an idiot of yourself every time you post suits me grand actually :-)

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:24 PM

        Les / Tiffany – I assume from your commentary that everyone who disagrees with you is an idiot. You have a very narrow range of insult!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:30 PM

        No Powerabbey, I’m actually you and I’m holding a conversion with myself on the comments sections of an internet news website.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:32 PM

        Les please log off now as it’s my turn

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:37 PM

        Look Tiffany the agreement was Mon-Fri 12 – 7 ,I can only argue with one of my imaginary multiple accounts at a time. Well talk about this later.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:37 PM

        Led / Tiffany – see you are now talking to yourself! First sign!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:41 PM

        Apologies ,Les !

        First sign of what ,Powerabbey?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:42 PM

        “No Powerabbey, I’m actually you and I’m holding a conversion with myself on the comments sections of an internet news website.”

        “Led / Tiffany – see you are now talking to yourself! First sign!”

        Go you, being able to repeat what I just said in a slightly different way. I make myself proud sometimes ;-)

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:46 PM

        I cannot wait until myself and myself (Les) have a barney on another thread -it will do your nut in ;)

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:51 PM

        You forget Were Jammin/For Connolly. Apparently we are him too?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:54 PM

        Hang on, if you’re me, who the hell am I??

        Am I this Barney fella that Tiffanys going to have?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:59 PM

        Baz’s idea of a holiday is switching troll accounts for a few weeks to post Normal civilised comments. He was sick of red thumbs

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:03 PM

        If anyone is going to be Barney ,Les – it will be me

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:05 PM

        The poor things are getting so confused lately switching accounts , they can’t remember who they are. They are even recycling pictures as well.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:05 PM

        Oops! Typo! meant for For Connolly .

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:06 PM

        “Hang on, if you’re me, who the hell am I??
        Am I this Barney fella that Tiffanys going to have?”

        You’re you but you’re also me and I’m Tiffany, which makes you Tiffany and I’m also Powerabbey, which makes Tiffany you,Powerabbey Tiffany and you and me or should I say me and I, and Barney is a big purple dinosaur whose actually real but not known to post her that often.

        See simples!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:08 PM

        Baz has been very quite -there must be no wiffy where he is staying ..

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:11 PM

        “Oops! Typo! meant for For Connolly .”

        Yer grand. Apparently we’re the same person anyway, which is ironic because I consider myself a lesbian caught in a mans body.

        “You’re you but you’re also me and I’m Tiffany, which makes you Tiffany and I’m also Powerabbey, which makes Tiffany you,Powerabbey Tiffany and you and me or should I say me and I, and Barney is a big purple dinosaur whose actually real but not known to post her that often. ”

        Thanks for clearing that up Les. If anybody needs me I’ll be lying down.

        Now if I could just take off this Barney costume….

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:12 PM

        Lol. That’s a good one. They must be all busy out following people around supermarket’s to see what people put into their trollies. Looking through peoples windows to see what their eating. So they can report back .

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:18 PM

        “Yer grand. Apparently we’re the same person anyway, which is ironic because I consider myself a lesbian caught in a mans body.”

        That’s weird, I once thought I was a lesbian caught in Connemara, then found out I had just gone a bit mad that day but then you already knew that, because as you are me, and I am and Tiffany is…..

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:20 PM

        Have I told anyone of ye’s about my property tax yarn?

        Don’t want to bore ye lads but – Once upon a time ……

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:21 PM

        Tiffany is actually me

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:22 PM

        That was a lovely yarn ,Thomas ! I remember it well ..!

        BTW – You are me too..

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:23 PM

        In my best Barney singing voice “I am you, you are me, we’re a girl called Tiff-a-nee….”

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:28 PM

        Fair play Thomas, that was a great yarn we just shared. I always said we were a great storyteller.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:34 PM

        Is anybody me? Feeling left out

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:36 PM

        Thanks Les :) Means a lot to me :)

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:37 PM

        Oops! Done it again! Typo!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:39 PM

        Thanks ,Les :) Means a lot to me :)

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:41 PM

        I am laughing out loud at Powerabbey and all of his accounts – lol

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        Aug 5th 2015, 6:01 PM

        Reg is busy commenting on the Death Road article.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 6:06 PM

        “Reg is busy commenting on the Death Road article.”

        Oh you are evil, I like it ;-)

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        Aug 5th 2015, 6:10 PM

        Just thought of ye would like to say hi to him, he has laid low since the weekend.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 7:00 PM

        I’m not Reg you guys. This has to stop.

        What about Reg- has anyone hear of him?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 7:06 PM

        Leo, is that you, in drag?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 7:08 PM

        That Powerabbey is a w*nker.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 7:12 PM

        Affray behind keyboards. Almost like bully any non Shinners out. Like reality i suppose.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 8:18 PM

        You’re absolutely right Reg/Jane Black /Doogle Knows , you could say that it’s “redicilous”

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        Aug 5th 2015, 8:19 PM

        @powerabbey. At least have the decency to know when you’ve been rumbled ya clown. What name will you be using tomorrow?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 8:27 PM

        Oh Les ya rascal. I am right- it’s a handsome looking gang of bullies with Mr. Bean leading.

        Not Reg.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 8:48 PM

        Oh Reg like Fergal just said “at least have the decency to know when you’ve been rumbled”. You’re fooling no one, just embarrassing yourself now!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 9:00 PM

        Embarrass yourself- amoung journal commentators now that would be talent.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 9:50 PM

        It was a classic copying + pasting “redicilous” .Jane .

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        Aug 6th 2015, 12:07 AM

        My my – I seem to have touched a nerve with the multiple account owners. They seem afraid that the normal contributors on this site might try to express views that are different to the left biased cults.

        When you get Oggie, Jammin, Tiffany and Les acting as one voice you know that you have hit the mark.

        Night night boys and girls!!

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        Aug 6th 2015, 12:54 AM

        “A paranoid delusion is the fixed, false belief that one is being harmed or persecuted by a particular person or group of people. Paranoid delusions are known technically as a “persecutory delusion.”

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        Aug 6th 2015, 8:29 AM

        “My my – I seem to have touched a nerve with the multiple account owners. They seem afraid that the normal contributors on this site might try to express views that are different to the left biased cults.
        When you get Powerabbey, Jammin, Tiffany and Les acting as one voice you know that you have hit the mark.
        Good morning boys and girls!!

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        Aug 6th 2015, 3:14 PM

        Good afternoon Les – I’m sorry I didn’t realise that you suffered from Paranoid Delusions. I should have notice from your postings!

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        Aug 6th 2015, 3:19 PM

        * noticed btw moron i’don’t think you’re ‘Jane’ that was to the multiple account holding fool ‘Reg’.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:38 PM

        Get EVERYONE to vote in this country. We need to get rid of this embarrasing Government once and for all. Thank Heavens for Independents. Without them we would have more of the lies, cronyism, nepotism and corruption. Kenny is a delusional prat. He is an embarrasment to us all. Banish him to the wilds of Mayo never to be seen or heard from again. We cannot be inflicted with any more of these numpties.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:44 PM

        Independents are well capable of doing all those bad things too.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 6:25 PM

        Yea the Healy reas were and are a beacon of light!!!!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 8:32 PM

        Don’t let the numpty teach. Imagine how warped kids would be if Enda was their teacher. Banish him to the Blasket Islands forever!!!!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:10 PM

        Speaking as a Wexford voter, I think Kehoe might do better to concern himself with his own future in the Dail.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 3:40 PM

        800 first preference votes, scraped in on the final count, hasn’t been seen in wexford since. But he counted the votes after the Bruton heave and viola, Enda inexplicably makes him the Government whip. He’s a throwback in so many ways.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:40 PM

        What exactly do people expect Kehoe to say? Even Joan is saying Labour will be back in government.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:23 PM

        couldn’t think of more nightmare-ish scenario

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:48 PM

        In the year 2525…

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:26 PM

        30 plus years in the Dail and nothing to show for it except a very large pension…..

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:20 PM

        Any word on the Fennelly report ?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 8:45 PM

        Jeeeez Paul Mac. you don’t expect that to come out now and spoil their holidays.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:15 PM

        If Ant and Dec were born after Enda went into the Dail, then isn’t he already in the Dail longer than they are alive?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 2:26 PM

        Correct, him being there longer won’t change when he started.
        He is actually a TD since 12th Nov 1975 – before Ant was born (18th Nov) but after Dec (25th Sept) so the whole headline is nonsense.
        Would ‘Paul Kehoe thinks government will be re-elected’ not have done?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:54 PM

        Jeeeeez he is more delusional than I thought.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:51 PM

        I foresee a heave shortly before or after the next GE. I predict the Fennelly report will be the catalyst!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 11:05 PM

        Your expecting the Fennelly report to be released?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 12:26 PM

        Good God NO

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:26 PM

        “If Paul Kehoe’s right, Enda Kenny will be in the Dáil as long as Ant n’ Dec have been alive”

        I fear that poor Ant and Dec’s lives might now be in danger.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 1:21 PM

        Is there many TD’s like Paul that have two constituency offices?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 2:57 PM

        Paul Kehoe you brown noser, surely you cant be that thick as to believe this rubbish? Nice haircut by the way!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:19 PM

        Just look at the latest polls. There is not a hope of FG being re-elected. They NEVER, EVER have, not in their entire history. We may be stupid at times by electing incompetents, but, to be fair, we have NEVER, EVER re-elected FG. Al young people should take note of this and not waste their valuable vote by mistake. Tell your friends.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 3:20 PM

        It has to be all the SM he is playing with Mistress Angela and Screaming Joan. Lay off the canning Dame Inda its affecting your brain. Maybe he has not heard that Dimmy Dooley of FF will be the next Taoiseach !!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 2:59 PM

        I’ll have whatever he’s smokin’ (Unless the Irish have learned nothing and vote em back in)

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:17 PM

        FFS don’t let that gobsh!te back into power he has done enough damage

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        Aug 5th 2015, 6:01 PM

        Kehoe in trouble in Wexford :-)

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:34 PM

        Enda thinks he’s Peter pan he has an ego as big as the mount Everest, someone in FG will have to push him, he wants to continue till 2021, he is so modest. Hahahahahaha.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 4:59 PM

        Thats a long time to be at nothing!!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 7:01 PM

        another deluded moron just like joan and enda parasites the lot of them

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:51 PM

        Be nice if kenny just stepped down and admitted defeat as kenny is only in politics for kenny and close company

        The good of the irish people I believe aren’t even in his thoughts, he’s not a leader but more a bully with his tactics/policies

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        Aug 5th 2015, 6:43 PM

        Agree with you Brendan, his day will come, just like Hitler’s did.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:36 PM

        Kehoe you wouldn’t find a more dedicated buleey If u tried. SS

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        Aug 5th 2015, 6:03 PM

        Today would be great .. Go on enda the liar . Step down do the country a favour

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        Aug 5th 2015, 7:15 PM

        To step down you’d have to step up first…this joker didn’t!

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        Aug 5th 2015, 6:00 PM

        Are they for real. What a clown. Hard to make a constructive comment without sounding obnoxious. will stick with the first two sentences.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:54 PM

        In your Dreams Great Leader…

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:44 PM

        Just listening to the news about Enda thinking he will be in in 2021. The little man has a big EGO me thinks.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 6:33 PM

        Whenever Paul Kehoe thinks End a will be stepping down Paul himself may be stepping down himself very shortly

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        Aug 5th 2015, 6:13 PM

        @ Shauna thank you for being the only person in Mayo being honest, but mr kenny needs to be stopped sooner than later, thanks for your honesty.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 6:05 PM

        I wonder has Kenny cleared it with Varadkar & Coveney !.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 9:57 PM

        The only way that Kenny clown will get back into office would be a vote rig. Paul Kehoe has spin doctors and advisors filing his little head with these Dr Goebels type statements.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 6:47 PM

        Git a bit excited with the headline. Thought he was moving on :(

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:43 PM

        He be there until the “3 days of Darkness” comes?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 6:16 PM

        Never. He’ll have to be thrown out with the dish water

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        Aug 5th 2015, 5:57 PM

        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3185261/Is-universe-FAKE-Physicists-claim-playthings-advanced-civilisation.html
        Don’t worry, this government can’t exist, it is a mass nightmare… Enda Kreuger doesn’t exist lol.
        Just tell him to f… off and see how that works lol.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 6:41 PM

        Please spare us

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        Aug 5th 2015, 8:53 PM

        Today would not be soon enough…..seriously though is side line to any bad news out there do deflect from the government…same every year, not a day will pass without some nonsense being published during dail break

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        Aug 5th 2015, 9:06 PM

        Am I the only one who wishes Paul Kehoe would shave his head? It’s not a comb over, it’s not bald… What is it?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 7:44 PM

        Ok today is April 1st – isn’t it

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        Aug 5th 2015, 8:03 PM

        Sadly not…

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        Aug 5th 2015, 6:43 PM

        Fastest growing economy in Europe.

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        Aug 5th 2015, 8:04 PM

        Fastest growing economy in a stagnant Europe?

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        Aug 5th 2015, 8:13 PM

        Well when you say it like that it doesn’t sound so good :)

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        Aug 6th 2015, 1:01 AM

        Simple question to which the simple answer is – not soon enough!

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